The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Exposure (Factory New) is like that loud friend who insists on neon everything. Decked in radioactive yellow and hazard-black stripes, this skin screams, “Shoot here!” to enemies while tracking every kill like a proud parent tallying report cards. The UMP-45 itself is a budget beast—reliable, punchy, and perfect for eco-round chaos. But slap on that Factory New sheen, and suddenly you’re not just fragging; you’re flexing. The Exposure pattern? It’s basically a middle finger to subtlety. Just remember: blinding your enemies with style doesn’t make you bulletproof. Still, watching that StatTrak counter climb never gets old. Pro tip: Pair it with sunglasses.