The StatTrak™ M249 | Emerald Poison Dart (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a party in a sequined jacket but forgets how to dance. This LMG’s vibrant green finish, speckled with venomous dart patterns, screams “look at me!” while its unwieldy recoil and glacial reload speed whisper “…but maybe don’t use me.” StatTrak’s kill counter here feels almost sarcastic—tracking how many times you’ve stubbornly ignored the meta. It’s the gun you flex in warm-up rounds, then promptly swap for an AK when things get real. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Only if your strategy involves blinding enemies with jealousy… or a hail of poorly aimed bullets.