The M9 Bayonet | Bright Water (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a rainy camping trip in a pristine white jacket—utterly impractical but impossible to ignore. Its vibrant teal and cobalt finish screams "look at me!" while you’re busy trying not to get shot. The Factory New condition means it’s practically glowing, as if it’s been dunked in radioactive Gatorade. The blade’s sleek lines and aggressive profile make it the perfect accessory for flexing in spawn or panic-slashing a wall after whiffing a smoke. Stylish? Absolutely. Tactical? Not even close. But hey, style points win post-round fist bumps.