The M9 Bayonet | Bright Water (Minimal Wear) is like the tropical vacation of CS:GO knives—if your vacation involved stabbing people. Drenched in vibrant blues and teal accents, it’s the kind of blade that screams, “I’d rather be snorkeling, but I’ll settle for clutching this round.” The Minimal Wear finish gives it just enough scuffs to pretend it’s seen action, but let’s be real—it’s mostly seen the inside of a loot crate. The M9’s bulky design and slick inspect animation make it a flex for players who want to look both deadly and like they just walked out of a coral reef. Bonus: teammates will resent you for having nicer virtual cutlery.