The StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Bright Water (Factory New) is the kind of knife that makes teammates question your priorities mid-round. With its sleek, oceanic blue finish and factory-fresh polish, it’s basically a luxury yacht for your virtual hands—except instead of sailing, you’re awkwardly spinning it while the bomb ticks down. The StatTrak counter? A humble flex, tallying every panic stab or accidental teamkill. It’s perfect for players who want to look like they’re “serious about the grind” but secretly just love the dopamine hit of watching numbers go up. Shiny, impractical, and utterly irresistible—CS:GO’s version of buying a sports car to drive to the grocery store.