The M9 Bayonet | Black Laminate (Factory New) is like the James Bond of CS:GO knives—sleek, deadly, and dressed in all black. Its matte finish and layered laminate texture give it a tactical vibe, like it’s ready to file your taxes *and* stab someone in the same afternoon. The Factory New version? Pristine. No scratches, just pure “I’ve-never-touched-grass” energy. The yellow handle pops like a caution sign, as if to warn enemies: “This guy spent way too much on pixels.” It’s the knife for players who want to flex without neon vomit—subtle, classy, and low-key terrifying. Basically, it’s the CS:GO equivalent of a midlife crisis Corvette.