The StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Black Laminate (Factory New) is the knife for players who want to flex their kill count while cosplaying as a stealthy lumberjack. Its sleek, layered black wood finish screams "tactical edge," but let’s be real—it’s just a fancy way to count how many times you’ve panic-swung at a defusing opponent. The Factory New condition ensures your virtual blade stays pristine, because heaven forbid it looks like you’ve actually *used* it. Perfect for lurking in shadows or pretending you’re in a CS:GO-themed furniture catalog. Bonus: The StatTrak™ reminds everyone you’ve got style *and* commitment (to grinding kills in Casual, probably).