The **M9 Bayonet | Black Laminate** in Minimal Wear is like the James Bond of CS:GO knives—sleek, deadly, and inexplicably classy. Its matte-black laminate finish screams "stealth mode activated," perfect for players who want to stab enemies with a side of understated menace. Minimal Wear means it’s got just enough scuffs to look battle-hardened without resembling a garage sale reject. The design? Pure tactical chic—no neon clown vibes here. Pair it with a noir-themed loadout, and you’ve got a blade that whispers, “I’m here to defuse bombs *and* your ego.” Just don’t expect it to hide the fact that you whiffed that last flick shot.