The Falchion Knife | Crimson Web (Minimal Wear) is like the edgy cousin of CS:GO’s blade collection. With its sinister curved blade draped in blood-red spiderwebs, it’s basically a horror movie prop disguised as a knife. The Minimal Wear tag means those webs aren’t *too* shredded—unless you count the psychological damage it inflicts on enemies when you pull it out mid-round. The Falchion’s goofy inspect animation (yes, you spin it like a pizza chef) clashes hilariously with its “I’m here to murder your entire team” vibe. Bonus points for pretending the tiny scratches are “battle scars” and not proof you can’t afford Factory New.