The Falchion Knife | Crimson Web (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s seen too much but still shows up to the party. Its jagged, curved blade looks like it’s been dragged through a zombie apocalypse, with red web patterns barely clinging to the scratched metal. Battle-Scarred? More like “survived a demolition derby.” The wear adds “character,” if character means “probably tetanus risk.” Still, there’s charm in its chaos—swinging this in-game screams, “I’ve got style… and questionable life choices.” Just don’t inspect it too closely unless you enjoy existential dread about pixelated knives. At least it’s low-maintenance—can’t get uglier.