The StatTrak™ Falchion Knife | Crimson Web (Minimal Wear) is like that edgy friend who *insists* they’re not trying too hard, but secretly thrives on attention. With its sleek, curved blade wrapped in blood-red webbing, it’s basically a spider’s love letter to intimidation. Minimal Wear means the scratches are just “character,” not neglect—perfect for pretending you’ve seen *actual* combat instead of panic-swiping in Silver matches. The StatTrak counter? A humblebrag machine. Every flick kill adds a digit, ensuring everyone knows you’ve spent more time practicing than touching grass. Bonus: The crimson webs double as a metaphor for the tangled mess of your ranked match history. Stylish, deadly, and perpetually judgmental.