The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Riot (Well-Worn) is like that beat-up pickup truck your uncle insists is “still got life in ’er.” The “Riot” skin slaps a grungy police-themed graffiti job on the UMP, complete with shield logos and scratchy urban vibes. The Well-Worn finish? Let’s just say it’s seen more action than a cop at a protest—dings, scrapes, and all. But hey, the StatTrak counter gives it purpose. Every kill adds a digit to flex how many souls this crusty SMG has claimed. It’s not pretty, but it’s got personality—like a stray dog that somehow always wins fights. Perfect for players who prefer their gear to look as chaotic as their gameplay.