The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Riot (Battle-Scarred) is like that grungy leather jacket you refuse to throw out—scuffed, torn, and dripping with “I’ve seen things” energy. The graffiti-inspired design screams rebellious art student, but the Battle-Scarred wear? That’s pure “left in a dumpster behind a nightclub” chic. StatTrak’s kill counter is just there to flex how many times you’ve sprayed this budget SMG into crowds, praying for a lucky headshot. It’s the gun you bring when your economy’s in shambles, but your ego isn’t. Functional? Sure. Stylish? Debatable. But hey, at least the scratches hide the tears when you whiff the entire mag on a stationary target.