The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Riot (Factory New) is like the overachieving cousin of the SMG family—it’s here to remind everyone that “budget buy” doesn’t mean “boring.” Decked out in riot gear-inspired black-and-yellow panels, it looks like it’s ready to either breach a door or start a mosh pit. The Factory New finish? Flawless, of course. No scratches here—this skin’s ego is too big for that. And let’s not forget StatTrak™, because flexing your kill count is mandatory when you’re rocking a gun that screams “I’m thrifty, but I still want to hurt feelings.” Just don’t let the enemy team see you reloading—awkward silences aren’t covered by its tactical aesthetic.