The MP9 | Sand Scale (Minimal Wear) is like the gritty, sunbaked cousin of CS:GO’s SMG family. Its tan-and-brown camo pattern looks like it’s been dragged through a desert sandstorm, perfect for blending into Dust II’s dusty corners—or hiding your shame after whiffing a spray. Minimal Wear means it’s just scuffed enough to look like it’s seen action, but not so battered that you question its life choices. The design screams “I’m here to eco-frag and chew gum,” and honestly, it’s all out of gum. Bonus points if you pair it with a cowboy hat agent for maximum “spaghetti western meets spray-and-pray” vibes.