The MP9 | Sand Scale (Field-Tested) is the SMG’s answer to a desert mirage—practical, gritty, and just stylish enough to distract enemies while you spray them down. Its tan-and-brown camo pattern, etched with hexagonal scales, looks like it borrowed texture from a sun-baked lizard. Perfect for blending into Dust II’s sandy corners, assuming your opponents forget to check common angles (spoiler: they won’t). The “Field-Tested” wear adds character—scratches and scuffs that scream, “I’ve seen some eco rounds.” It’s not flashy, but it’s reliable—like that teammate who always buys utility but never uses it. Bonus: matches your beige gaming chair.