The StatTrak™ M249 | System Lock (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a party in a shiny suit but forgets how to dance. This skin slaps a sleek, cyberpunk-inspired design onto CS:GO’s least practical LMG, with geometric patterns and neon accents that scream “I’m here to blind enemies, not win rounds.” The Minimal Wear finish means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend you’ve actually used it. StatTrak’s kill counter? A flex for the three kills you’ll rack up before getting headshot mid-reload. Perfect for flexing in casual or convincing yourself that spraying 200 bullets into a wall was “tactical.” Style over substance, but hey, at least it glows.