The StatTrak™ M249 | System Lock (Battle-Scarred) is like that one gym membership you never use but keep paying for—impressive on paper, tragically dusty in practice. Its futuristic circuit-board design has been chewed up by the "Battle-Scarred" tag, leaving it looking like a tech project abandoned in a hurricane. The StatTrak counter? Probably stuck at zero, because who actually buys the M249? It’s the gun you pull out to meme on eco-rounds, spraying enough bullets to wallpaper a mansion while missing every shot. Perfect for flexing your poor financial decisions and unmatched commitment to being a walking loot piñata. Stay quirky, king.