The **M249 | System Lock (Minimal Wear)** is the CS:GO equivalent of bringing a sci-fi minigun to a knife fight. With its sleek, cybernetic design—think neon-blue circuit patterns layered over matte black—it screams "futuristic firepower." But let’s be real: the M249 itself is about as practical as a chocolate teapot. Heavy, expensive, and slower than a sloth on vacation, it’s the gun you flex when you’re rich, bored, or both. The "System Lock" skin at least makes it look like it belongs in a cyberpunk heist, even if using it in-game is basically yelling, "Hey, team, I’m throwing this round!" Style over substance? Absolutely. Regrets? Probably.