The StatTrak™ M249 | Spectre (Minimal Wear) is like that one gym member who shows up in full designer gear but never lifts anything heavy. Its sleek green-and-black urban camo pattern screams “tactical,” but let’s be real—this LMG is more about flexing than fragging. The M249 itself is a clunky, overpriced bullet hose reserved for memes or when you’re *really* bored in Casual mode. StatTrak just adds insult to injury, tallying the shameful number of times you’ve sprayed down Silver players who can’t dodge a freight train. Minimal Wear? More like *minimal care*—nobody’s impressed when you whip this out, but hey, at least it counts your midlife crisis sprays.