The StatTrak™ M249 | Spectre (Field-Tested) is like that one gym member who shows up in flashy neon leggings but never lifts anything heavier than a protein shake. This LMG’s spectral green finish and ghostly patterns scream “tactical edge,” but let’s be real—the M249 itself is the gun you buy when you’re either trolling, desperate, or just really committed to suppressing fire memes. The Field-Tested wear? Think of it as battle scars from countless rounds spent *almost* getting kills. And StatTrak? It’s there to count how many times your team sighs when you insist on holding angles with a weapon louder than a jet engine. Stylish? Sure. Practical? Only if your strategy is “bullets first, logic never.”