The Sawed-Off | Wasteland Princess in Factory New condition is like showing up to a post-apocalyptic rave in a sequined ball gown. This shotgun screams, “I might not hit anything beyond arm’s length, but I’ll look fabulous failing.” Its barrel is splashed with faded pink and turquoise, adorned with thorny roses and barbed wire—perfect for when you want your close-range carnage to whisper, “toxic romance.” The Factory New finish means the apocalyptic grime is tastefully *distressed*, not actual dirt. Pair it with a cowboy hat for maximum irony. Just don’t blame the gun when you whiff shots; it’s too busy being ✨extra✨ to care about practicality.