The **Sawed-Off | Wasteland Princess** is the kind of shotgun that looks like it was salvaged from a Mad Max garage sale. Decked in grungy desert tones, its barrel sports a faded, almost sarcastic crown motif, as if to say, “Yes, I’m a princess—of the post-apocalyptic junkyard.” The Minimal Wear condition means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend it’s seen action, though we all know it spends more time in loadout screens than actual dustups. Perfect for players who want their close-range chaos served with a side of irony. Who needs elegance when you’ve got a double-barrel punchline?