The AUG | Aristocrat (Well-Worn) is the CS:GO equivalent of a velvet smoking jacket at a paintball match—ridiculously fancy, yet clearly past its prime. Decked in gold filigree and regal black accents, it screams “I sip tea while clutching B site.” The Well-Worn scratches? Just “character,” like a nobleman’s dueling scars. That faux coat of arms on the stock? Perfect for intimidating opponents who mistake your budget skin for actual skill. It’s the gun you bring to flex on teammates while missing every shot, because style points > accuracy. Classy, battered, and utterly unserious—a relic that’s seen more whiffs than a medieval jousting tournament.