The AUG | Aristocrat (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of showing up to a paintball match in a tailored three-piece suit. This skin drips with faux-luxury, featuring gold filigree accents and baroque patterns that scream, “I’d like to speak to your manager… *after* I headshot you.” It’s for CTs who want to pretend they’re sipping champagne mid-defuse, even if their actual rank is “Silver III with delusions of grandeur.” The Factory New sheen is so pristine, you’ll feel guilty getting bloodstains on it. Pro tip: Pair it with a beret and a superiority complex. Just don’t forget to actually *shoot* while admiring your reflection in the scope.