The **StatTrak™ AUG | Aristocrat (Well-Worn)** is like that faded velvet couch in your rich aunt’s mansion—once opulent, now just a relic of questionable decisions. Decked in gold filigree and black accents, it screams “I have taste… or at least I did in 2012.” The Well-Worn finish adds “character” (read: scratches and scuffs), making it the perfect accessory for players who want to flex their “vintage” style while missing shots. The StatTrak counter? That’s just there to remind you how many times you’ve whiffed with this gilded liability. Fancy, but functionally a meme. Use it ironically, or don’t. Either way, it’s judging you.