The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Roadblock (Well-Worn) is the CS:GO equivalent of a construction worker’s lunchbox that’s seen too many job sites. Clad in grimy yellow-and-black hazard stripes, this skin screams, “I’m here to bulldoze your eco round.” The Well-Worn finish? Think of it as a badge of honor—those scratches aren’t flaws, they’re stories of panic-spraying through smokes and whiffed headshots. StatTrak’s kill counter is just there to remind you how many times you’ve accidentally carried a round with this budget SMG. It’s not pretty, but neither is your gameplay—perfect for masquerading as a tactical choice instead of admitting you forgot to buy armor.