The MP9 | Starlight Protector (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party with glitter all over their face—technically sparkly, but clearly seen some chaos. Its cosmic design features faded constellations and chipped metallic blues, as if someone tried to clean the galaxy with a Brillo pad. The "Well-Worn" tag basically means it’s survived multiple rounds of being yeeted into Dust II’s B site. Still, it’s a vibe for players who want their spray-and-pray moments to feel like a budget sci-fi flick. Functional? Sure. Pristine? Nah. It’s the gun equivalent of a thrift-store leather jacket—scuffed, but weirdly cool.