The StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Black Laminate (Well-Worn) is the kind of knife that’s seen things. Its matte-black finish, etched with faint woodgrain textures, screams “I’m here to work, not model for a wallpaper ad.” The Well-Worn condition? Let’s just say it’s earned every scratch—like a retired hitman’s favorite tool. The StatTrak counter proudly tallies its lifetime of backstabs, though at this point, the previous owner probably lost count (or their sanity). It’s the blade equivalent of a leather jacket that’s survived a motorcycle gang: rugged, unapologetic, and weirdly charming. Just don’t expect it to impress anyone who’s scared of a little… *personality*.