The USP-S | Orion in Factory New is the sidearm equivalent of a space cowboy’s trusty blaster. Dressed in a sleek obsidian finish with constellations etched in white, it’s like carrying a piece of the cosmos in your pocket. The gold accents? Pure flex—because why annihilate enemies without a touch of celestial swagger? Its pinpoint accuracy feels almost unfair, turning eco rounds into a vanity project. Just don’t get too distracted admiring its Milky Way vibes mid-clutch. Rumor has it, missing a shot with this thing voids your astrology sign. Pro tip: Always check the deathcam to see if your victim paused to admire their killer’s drip.