The USP-S | Orion (Battle-Scarred) is like that once-glamorous sports car now held together by duct tape and prayers. Its celestial-themed design—white chassis with golden constellations—has been dragged through a galactic dumpster fire. The scratches and scuffs tell stories of whiffed headshots and panic-sprayed rounds, while the faded gold trim screams, “I’ve seen things.” It’s the gun equivalent of a philosopher: weathered, wise, and slightly tragic. Perfect for players who want to flex a “vintage” aesthetic while secretly admitting they spent all their luck on case openings. Still slaps harder than your teammate’s backseat criticism, though. Stars? More like battle scars.