The USP-S | Neo-Noir is like the edgy protagonist of a cyberpunk flick that never got a sequel. Its black-and-white base is splashed with neon pink and tear-shaped teal accents, screaming "I’ve seen things" while dual-wielding a synthwave playlist. The Well-Worn version? That’s just the gun’s way of saying, “Yeah, I’ve been carried through a few eco-round dramas.” The scratches add “character” (or copium for losing a 1v1). It’s still sleek enough to make your opponents question if you’re secretly a neon samurai, but let’s be real—those paint chips won’t make your flick shots any less whiffy. Style over substance? Always. Regrets? Zero.