The USP-S | Neo-Noir (Minimal Wear) is the sidearm for players who want to feel like a cyberpunk protagonist mid-round. Its slick black finish and neon-pink accents scream “aesthetic over practicality,” while the femme fatale artwork on the slide adds a touch of noir drama. Minimal Wear means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend you’ve survived a few firefights without actually looking like a battle-worn relic. The grip’s geometric patterns? Pure vibes. Bonus points if you reload slowly to let enemies admire it. Just don’t blame the gun when you whiff shots—it’s too busy looking cool to care about accuracy.