The UMP-45 | Scaffold (Factory New) is like the construction worker of CS:GO skins—rugged, no-nonsense, and covered in caution stripes. Its industrial yellow-and-black design screams, “I’m here to patch walls… and your ego.” Perfect for players who want their spray pattern to look like a safety hazard. The Factory New finish? Pristine, like it’s never touched a real job site—or a ranked match. While the UMP itself is the budget rifleman’s best friend (cheap, punchy, and great for close-quarters chaos), the Scaffold skin adds that “I’m here to work, not to flex” vibe. Just don’t blame it when your teammates mistake your gunfire for a forklift backup alarm.