The UMP-45 | Scaffold (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to a party looking like they’ve been dragged through a junkyard—twice. Its industrial design, with rusted metal panels and chipped paint, screams “I’ve seen things,” which, honestly, fits its role as the UMP-45: a budget SMG that’s been through hell but still gets the job done. The Scaffold’s battle scars aren’t just cosmetic; they’re a badge of honor for players who embrace the “function over fashion” life. It’s not here to win beauty contests—it’s here to spray, pray, and occasionally surprise you by actually landing a headshot. Reliable? Sure. Pretty? Not even close.