The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Labyrinth (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who tries way too hard to look mysterious but ends up just being vaguely confusing. The gun’s maze-like pattern seems designed to hypnotize enemies into missing their shots—or maybe just to distract you while you spray half a mag into a wall. Minimal Wear means it’s only slightly scuffed, perfect for pretending you’ve seen some “tactical action” while actually just farming Deathmatch. And hey, StatTrak™ lets you tally every bullet wasted in style. It’s the UMP-45’s way of saying, “Yes, I’m a budget rifle, but look at my aesthetic.” Your teammates will either respect the grind or question your life choices.