The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Labyrinth (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a party looking effortlessly cool but secretly wants everyone to notice their spreadsheet of life achievements. The gun’s maze-like design feels like a metaphor for navigating Silver ranks—twisty, confusing, and occasionally rewarding if you survive. The Factory New finish? Pristine, until you spray down three opponents in a panic and realize the only thing shinier is your ego. StatTrak’s kill counter? That’s just its way of bragging, “Look, I did math while you were reloading.” Perfect for players who want their mid-tier SMG to scream, “I’ve got style… and receipts.”