The StatTrak™ AK-47 | Vulcan (Field-Tested) is the poster child for players who want to flex their kills while pretending they don’t care about aesthetics. Its sleek, angular blue-and-white design screams "I’m here to win," but the Field-Tested wear means it’s seen enough battles to have a few existential scratches. The StatTrak counter? That’s just a humblebrag for tracking how many souls you’ve crushed in Dust II. Sure, it’s not Factory New, but who needs perfection when you’ve got a gun that whispers, “I’m here to carry, not to coddle your fragile ego.” Bonus points if you pair it with a flashy knife for maximum tryhard energy.