The AK-47 | Vulcan is the poster child of "tryhard-chic" in CS:GO. With its sleek, angular white finish and glowing blue accents, it looks like a weapon ripped straight from a cyberpunk garage sale. The Field-Tested version adds just enough scratches to remind you it’s seen more failed pushes than a Silver IV teammate. Named after the Roman god of fire, it’s ironic because you’ll mostly be spraying bullets, not lava. The recoil? Still as wild as your Aunt Karen at a karaoke bar, but at least you’ll miss in style. A flex for sweats who think neon camo improves their spray control.