The UMP-45 | Neo-Noir (Field-Tested) is like the brooding antihero of CS:GO skins—dark, moody, and inexplicably stylish even when it’s seen better days. The black base is splashed with neon pink and purple highlights, giving it a cyberpunk vibe that screams, “I’ve hacked the mainframe… and my K/D ratio.” The Field-Tested wear adds just enough scratches to make it look like it’s survived a few midnight shootouts in a dystopian alleyway. The femme fatale artwork on the stock? Pure edge. It’s the gun you bring when you want to lose the round but win the fashion contest. Bonus: The neon glows brighter when you’re bottom-fragging. Artistic suffering.