The Kukri Knife | Stained (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a fancy party in a leather jacket—rugged, unapologetic, and weirdly stylish. Its curved Gurkha-inspired blade, smeared with a grungy "stained" finish, looks like it’s been dragged through a workshop and left to marinate in motor oil. Minimal Wear? Sure, if you consider “barely maintained” a selling point. Swinging this thing in-game feels less like a stealthy assassination and more like announcing, “Hey, I’ve got a rusty cleaver—fight me!” It’s the melee equivalent of a vintage vinyl record: scratches included, charm mandatory. Just don’t expect it to win any beauty contests.