The Kukri Knife | Stained (Battle-Scarred) is the kind of blade that looks like it’s been dragged through a swamp, forgotten in a toolbox, and then used to pry open a rusty paint can. The "Stained" finish? More like "permanently traumatized" – its murky, corroded aesthetic screams, “I’ve seen things.” The curved Gurkha-inspired design is menacing, sure, but this particular version seems better suited for a horror movie prop than a precision takedown. Battle-Scarred wear means every scratch tells a story, like that time it accidentally sliced through its own dignity. It’s not pretty, but hey, neither is getting stabbed by it. Bonus points for smelling vaguely of regret and tetanus.