The USP-S | Jawbreaker in Minimal Wear is like that one friend who insists they’re “low-maintenance” but still shows up to the party in neon. Its candy-coated design—a chaotic swirl of pink, teal, and black—looks like a gumball machine exploded mid-round. The Minimal Wear scratches? Let’s call them “battle kisses” from enemies who couldn’t handle its sugary swagger. Perfect for players who want their sidearm to scream, “I’m here to clutch, not to coordinate.” Just don’t lick it—despite the name, it won’t sweeten your K/D ratio. A guilty pleasure for flexers who unironically pair it with a serious rifle. Diabetes for the eyes, but hey, style points matter.