The USP-S | Jawbreaker (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to a party looking like they’ve already lived through three apocalypses. The neon pink and black splatter design—meant to pop like a candy-coated nightmare—is buried under scratches and grime, as if it’s been dragged through gravel by someone who really, really hates pastels. It’s the gun equivalent of a “vintage” band tee that’s actually just been through a washing machine war. Still, there’s charm in its decay. The wear tells a story: “Yeah, I’ve missed a few shots, but I’ve also seen things.” Perfect for players who want their sidearm to scream, “I’m here to clutch, not to accessorize.”