The StatTrak™ M249 | Downtown (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing a bedazzled tracksuit—flashy, impractical, but weirdly endearing. This LMG’s graffiti-inspired skin screams "urban warrior," though its Well-Worn finish suggests it’s been dragged through more alleys than a dumpster-diving raccoon. StatTrak™ on an M249? Bold choice, considering most players treat this gun like a last-resort paperweight. But hey, flex those 3 confirmed kills in style while emptying your entire wallet’s worth of ammo into a wall. At least the Downtown’s neon chaos distracts enemies from questioning your life choices. Perfect for collectors, masochists, and anyone who thinks “spray and pray” needs more confetti.