The StatTrak™ M249 | Downtown (Minimal Wear) is like that flashy sports car you only drive when you’re feeling extra petty. Dressed in neon graffiti and jagged street-art motifs, it screams “urban chaos” while you’re busy emptying a 100-round mag into a wall. Sure, the M249 is about as practical as a parachute in a submarine—slow, loud, and best used for trolling eco-rounds—but the Downtown skin at least lets you flex your poor life choices in style. StatTrak tallies every bullet sprayed into the void, so you’ll always know exactly how many braincells you lost maining this meme cannon. Pure art. Terrible strategy. No regrets.