The P2000 | Scorpion in Minimal Wear is like that trusty sidekick you never knew you needed until it clutches a round. Decked in desert-tan camo with a menacing scorpion etched on the slide, it’s the pistol equivalent of a sandstorm—subtle but deadly. Minimal Wear means it’s seen a few battles but still looks sharp enough to intimidate eco-round enemies. Sure, it’s no USP-S, but the extra bullets in the mag? Pure comfort food for panic sprayers. The scorpion’s sting? It’s a vibe check: “You really pushing site with that buyout?” Functional, stylish, and just rusty enough to pretend it’s “vintage.”