The P2000 | Scorpion (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a party overdressed but still ends up forgotten in the corner. Decked out in desert-tan camo with a fiery red scorpion tail coiling around the slide, this skin screams, “I’m here to sting… if you ever actually use me.” Let’s be real: most CTs ditch this reliable-but-plain sidearm for the USP-S’s pew-pew suppressor vibes. But hey, the Scorpion’s crisp finish and angry arachnid art make it perfect for flexing in spawn while your team argues over who’s buying the defuse kit. Practical? Maybe not. Aesthetic? Absolutely. Just don’t expect the scorpion to carry your aim.