The P2000 | Ivory (Factory New) is the pistol equivalent of a crisp white tuxedo—sleek, classy, and almost too clean for a game where you’re shooting people in abandoned warehouses. Its pearly-white finish and gold accents scream “I have my life together,” which is hilarious because most of us are just here to spam “Rush B” and panic-reload. While it lacks the flash of neon skins, the Ivory’s understated elegance makes it a flex for players who prefer subtlety over chaos. Just don’t expect it to magically improve your aim—those whiffed shots will still look fancy, though. Perfect for CTs who want to lose with dignity.