The P2000 | Ivory (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who insists they’re “still classy” despite showing up to brunch with coffee stains on their shirt. Once a crisp, clean sidearm with a polished white finish, the Battle-Scarred version has seen better days—think scratches, scuffs, and a patina that screams, “I’ve been dropped more times than your rank in Silver.” It’s the pistol you grab when you’re too broke for a Desert Eagle but still want to pretend you’ve got taste. Reliable? Sure. Stylish? Debatable. But hey, those dents add character—or at least a convincing alibi for why your aim’s still trash.